婚姻幽默(Marriage Humor)婚姻幽默(Marriage Humor)

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband: Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。
Wife: Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'
妻：要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫：當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife: 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
Hubby:'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem cant here
be greater than this one?'
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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Stress Reliever Girl:' When we get married , I want to share all your
worries , troubles and lighten your burden.'
女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling , but I don't have any worries or
troubles.'
男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl:' Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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A newly married man asked his wife ,'Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?'
一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
'Honey ,'the woman replied sweetly ,'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend :One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies :'Thanks for the early warning.'
男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband :'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or
my sexy body?'
妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:' I like your sense of humor.'
他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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